DOGS TAKE NOTE –
THIS APPLIES TO YOU TOO!
SPAYING SONG
(Anonymous)
Pussy cat,
pussy cat where have you strayed?
I've been to the Shelter to get myself spayed.
Pussy cat, pussy cat please tell me why?
The cat sat down sadly and said with a sigh:
You may not have noticed, but all through the land,
The cat population is quite out of hand,
There are far too many, and so that is why,
People leave kittens by roadsides to die -
There is a solution to this situation,
We must limit the number of cats in the nation,
So I make this suggestion to all female pets,
Make spaying appointments with your local vets.
And you boys need
to get neutered.
The ladies don’t
make babies by themselves!